deflavorizing machine

Etymology
Coined by Woody Allen in the 1980 film Stardust Memories.
 * "en"

- Sandy Bates: It's funny, because in my family nobody ever committed suicide, nobody... this was just not a middle-class alternative, you know? I &mdash; my mother was too busy running the boiled chicken through the deflavorizing machine to think about shooting herself or anything.

Noun

 * 1)  An imaginary device which removes the flavor from something, particularly food.
 * My granny always runs her vegetables through the deflavorizing machine before allowing us to eat them.