fap

Etymology 1
Late 16th century.

Adjective

 * 1)  Drunk.

Etymology 2
Internet neologism from the sound of male masturbation, originally used in English translations of some adult Japanese manga, and popularized on the Internet by the webcomic The Thin H Line/Sexy Losers and other online sources.

Interjection

 * 1)  To indicate that someone (normally the speaker) is either masturbating, or inspired to by sexual arousal.
 * I was watching some porn – fap fap fap – when my computer crashed, again!
 * She's single?... *fap fap fap*
 * 1)  Pornography.

Verb

 * 1)  To masturbate.

Noun

 * 1)  A session of masturbation.
 * I was horny, so I had a quick fap in the public restroom.

Etymology
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Noun

 * 1)  masturbation