lysdexia

Etymology
Humorous formation from by metathesis, as if due to dyslexia.

Noun

 * 1)  Dyslexia; proneness to metathesis in reading, writing, or speech due to (real or imagined) dyslexia.

Quotations

 * 1990, Sharon Arthur Moore et al., Dyslexia, what's lysdexia? [title] in Reading Teacher 43
 * 1995, Jerrold S Maxmen, Essential Psychopathology and Its Treatment
 * More complex problems such as dyslexia (or as one child once said, lysdexia) may merit a variety of special interventions.
 * 2003, Willow Polson, The Veil's Edge
 * Priase to Hodwy, Dog of Lysdexia.
 * 2005, Stefan Koski, Miscellaneous Philosophy
 * “My apologies. My lysdexia must be kicking in again. What I meant to say was, ‘Who beath thou?’”