midget-porn

Noun

 * 1)  Pornography featuring dwarves and/or other participants of very short statures.
 * 2) * 1999 June 23, “Rat Bastard”, alt.gothic.fashion (Google group): Porn Star names (still OT):
 * : Your porn star name is the name of your first pet, and your mother’s maiden name. So I’m Shadow Eady. Told you it was crap;-) Yipe! I’m Fuzzball Udarbe. Sounds like the name of a midgetporn actor. *cringe*
 * 1) * 2000 August 26, “Per”, rec.music.industrial (Google group): fucking Converter CD:
 * > Hmmm Is it just me or what, but reading the subject-line on this post i expected something very kinky? You’ve let me down, Per(vert). I’m sorry, VoltAire stole all my midgetporn.
 * 1) * 2009, Stuart Heritage, Hecklerspray, Friday the 22nd of May in 2009 at 1 o’clock p.m., “Jon & Kate Latest: People You Don’t Know Do Crap You Don’t Care About”
 * Jon & Kate Plus 8. Not the name of a horrific-sounding midget-porn movie. It’s the reality show that everyone is talking about. Alright, not everyone. We haven’t been talking about Jon & Kate Plus 8. But that’s because we’ve only figured out what it is. It’s a show about a couple plagued by the fact that the woman keeps machinegunning babies out of her vagina and one of them hit the milkman in the eye. Or something.