pedo-stache

Etymology
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Noun

 * 1)  A moustache that resembles one from a stereotypical depiction of a male pedophile in the media.
 * 2) * 2010, "Single Guy", "Dating Advice From the Single Guy", mathNEWS (University of Waterloo), Volume 114, Issue 1, 24 September 2010, page 9:
 * Exception to the rule: the pedo-stache, or more recently known as the Crosby-stache. It covers nothing, and qualifies you instantaniously [sic] to be on a child offenders list.