pigwidgeon

Noun

 * 1)  A small or petty person, creature or object, especially a fairy, dwarf, imp, or elf.
 * 2) * 1884 (compiled edition), Frank R. Stockton, Prince Hassak's March, in St. Nicholas (in the December 1883 issue), page 144, with an illustration depicting a miniature goblin of sorts less than half the size of a human child:
 * "Yes," said the pigwidgeon who had spoken before. "We will do that, for we are very anxious to know how to divide five-sevenths by six. We have been working at it for four or five days, and there wont be anything worth dividing if we wait much longer." The pidwidgeons now began to descend the vine;
 * 1)  A contemptible or stupid person or creature.
 * 1)  A contemptible or stupid person or creature.