shake hands with the unemployed

Etymology
An oblique reference to the usual 'employment' of the penis in sex, masturbation, or urination. In reference to masturbation, sometimes credited to American comedian.

Verb

 * 1)  To urinate.
 * 2)  To masturbate.
 * 1)  To masturbate.

Synonyms

 * See Thesaurus:urinate
 * See Thesaurus:masturbate