silly straw

Noun

 * 1) A drinking straw with a fixed, amusing shape that includes loops.
 * 2) * 2003 March, Jeff Westbrook, "Teenage Mutant Leela Hurdles", episode 63, Futurama
 * Turanga Morris: Now, let's all have some tequila to celebrate!
 * Leela: Dad! I'm underage!
 * Turanga Morris: Ah, right. Here's a silly straw.