spaff

Etymology
Probably onomatopoeic.

Verb

 * 1)  To ejaculate (on or in).
 * 2) * 2014, Archie Aston & friends, it's not what I call art (page 66)
 * I spaffed all over my face. Some went up my nose and in my eyes.
 * 1)  To waste (resources); splurge.
 * I spaffed all over my face. Some went up my nose and in my eyes.
 * 1)  To waste (resources); splurge.

Noun

 * 1)  Ejaculate, semen.