sperm blossom

Noun

 * 1)  A ; one’s.
 * 2) * 2000 December 15th, melcocha, rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc, “Re: Whoo-hoo!” (see the original message)
 * Did I see Daddy Average towing his sperm blossoms to the game? Of course not. I saw no kids at all.
 * 1) * 2008 March 20th, Felicia Day, The Guild I:viii: “ Tipping Point”, 1:47–1:50
 * You mean I’m watching your sperm blossoms because you’re training to be a stripper?!
 * You mean I’m watching your sperm blossoms because you’re training to be a stripper?!