stonk

Etymology 1
. Possibly of imitative origin. Compare.

Noun

 * 1)  A heavy artillery bombardment.
 * 2)  An intense penile erection.

Verb

 * 1)  To unleash a heavy artillery bombardment.
 * 2)  To overwhelm or trounce; to defeat decisively.

Etymology 2
Deliberate misspelling of, possibly under the influence of in reference to stocks relating to amateur or bad decisions, or financial loss. Possibly also nonsense; compare,.

Noun

 * 1)   A stock, especially a bullish one.
 * 2)  A profitable thing or scheme.
 * 1)  A profitable thing or scheme.
 * 1)  A profitable thing or scheme.
 * 1)  A profitable thing or scheme.
 * 1)  A profitable thing or scheme.