stool softener

Noun

 * 1) Any medication used to introduce water and/or fat to the contents of the patient's intestines, making those contents more likely to pass out in the feces.
 * 2) * 2011 , "Pilot" (season 1, episode 1):
 * Judith Gottlieb: I think you have the wrong idea. We're not gonna be texting each other. We're not in love. There's absolutely nothing between us.
 * Allen Gregory DeLongpre: There's a desk between us.
 * Mrs. Gottlieb: Okay.
 * Allen Gregory: Pencils, papers. What's that? That looks like stool softener? That's between us.
 * Mrs. Gottlieb: Okay, I've had just about enough of this.