what do you want, a cookie

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 * 1)  A retort to someone who has done something unsurprising or unimpressive and has deemed it necessary to mention it.
 * 2) * 2001, Mary Rogers, Drop Your Webbings! (from Class Acts: High School Plays by High School Writers ISBN 0738847402 by Randy Lee Hartwig), p.30
 * DOLL. Buzzet attacked me last night. I have scars! Look at my arm! And my hair is flat too!
 * SPIDER. What do you want a cookie?
 * SPIDER. What do you want a cookie?